Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Kamikaze Copywriting: The Joy is in the Edit: How Kamikaze Copywriters find, fix and perfect all those copy problems ADs, GDs, WDs, AEs, CDs hate.


I realize this Kamikaze Copy Course has focused on the how-tos of Concept, Input, Headlines, Content, Language of Concept, the Kamikaze Key Fact, Prospect Targeted Writing, Features/Benefits, etc.  All important to making your Copy Kamikaze, there’s one more topic I need to discuss.  Arguably without this one, the rest don’t matter. 

I have always maintained The Joy is in the Edit.  If you’ve been in one of my classes, you’ve heard me say it least a dozen times.  Unlike writers who thrill at the first rush of verbal catharsis, I find the nitty gritty perfecting of that first verbal outpouring where fun – and professionalism – come out to play. 

Editing’s a huge subject, one easier shown in person than written about in a blog.  I do have some tips, hints, steps you can take on your own, however.  Do these, you’re almost there.

1.     Check your work for Kamikaze Copy Sins.  Every word.  Every Copy Sin on my list.  Every Copy Sin you’ve added as your own personal weakness.  Highlight each one, then fix them.  Sometimes it’s an easy fix.  Sometimes the fix will make you uncomfortable at first.  The more you do without them, the more sense they make. 

Sometimes software can help – use the Finder to ferret out all those repeated words and phrases.  The Spelling & Grammar Check can help, but  - especially if you’re using any version of Word, - don’t depend upon it.  Word is terrible with advanced tenses, subject/verb agreement, homonyms (there they’re theirs, etc.).  It likes traditional style, worries about fragments, loves to add “ands,” commas, often doesn’t recognize words at all – especially those pesky ones – client/product names, industry terms (considering it’s a much bandied about term at Microsoft, you’d think it’d know “grok” – it doesn’t), slang, made up advertisingese, yadda yadda yadda.

As to the individual Copy Sins themselves, it’ll want to put most back in.  There’s some agreement, starting lines w/but, because, and, etc.  It hates the passive voice and will sometimes point out confused/overwritten/run-ons and other structure problems.  The way it wants to fix thing’s another story.  One not included in any Style Book – Kamikaze, NYTimes, whatever.

There’s no such thing as a quick software fix.  Memorize the Kamikaze Copy Sins, buy yourself a few old library dictionaries (the kind that weigh 50 lbs), dig out your old grammar texts and apply religiously.  Why the grammar text?  (Woe Is I, written for grammarphobes by Patricia O’Conner, is an even better idea.)  You have to know the rules before you can get away with breaking them.

2.     Get rid of the modifiers and descriptors.  Make your writing visual instead.  Make the reader SEE what you’re talking about.  Not just read a description of it.  Keep it active, engaging. 

3.     Forswear the “you” voice.  Went out with the 80s.  Shoulder pads may come back.  The “you” voice never will.  One of the quickest ways to write yourself into a box – and repeat words (you, your, yours, etc.) – I know.

4.     Break up those run-ons, shorten those long sentences/fragments, simplify your structure.  Structure is the Number One reason your writing isn’t working.  Here are some (but not all) ways to approach structural fixes:
Reverse the order of things.  Put the tail end of the line in front, the front at the tail.  Smooth out the in-between.

Break it up.  Get rid of commas, ands, semi-colons.  Insert periods even if only fragments remain.  Get rid of the “ands” too.  Use a comma instead.  You think “and” makes the flow more natural?  The reader thinks it’s more than he/she wants to read.

5.     Change the order of lines, sentences/fragments, paragraphs.  Really mix them up.  You may find incorrect order makes otherwise clear narrative confusing.  Confusing makes readers stop reading.

6.     Read it out loud.  If you stumble over anything after the second or third read, it’s a problem. Fix it.

7.     Hand it off to someone else to read.  Preferably another writer.  We read what we meant to write, not what we actually put on the paper/screen.  Don’t trust yourself.  If you do, no one else will.

8.     If you must rely on your own edits, you’ll stop seeing things as they are.  Start skipping words, even whole phrases, after the first few go-rounds.  Here’s a technique I use:  Change the way the page looks.  Trick yourself into thinking you’re reading something different.  Change fonts.  Do one edit on screen, another on paper.  Change the color of your printouts – paper and/or font.

Put it away before the final edit.  Sleep on it.  I guarantee you’ll find stuff you missed in the morning.

9.     Get rid of that intro/first paragraph.  About 65% of the time you don’t need it.  Don’t try to self-edit it out during the first burst of writing.  That needs to flow without interference.  It’s highly likely it doesn’t need to be there, however.  Try taking it out, see if it doesn’t put the Prospect where you want faster.

Still in love with it?  See if it doesn’t belong worked between lines in another paragraph.  Rewrite it, break it up, spread it around.  If it still seems like it’s missing, maybe it is.  Ask another writer, a very verbal AD/GD, a great AE if you have one.

10.  Get rid of that middle paragraph laundry list of features.  Turn them into benefits and meld them into the ad’s storyline.  That “feature” paragraph is almost always death to the KLOC (Kamikaze Language of Concept).  Features just name things.  Benefits are what’s important to the Prospect.  Don’t name the thing.  Don’t explain/describe/define it.  Translate it into an active, prospect-centered benefit integral to your concept.  (Related subject:  forget using like.  Big Copy Sin.  Does the car have something like seatbelts?  Or does it have seatbelts?)

11.  Revisit your headline.  Sometimes there’s a better one hidden in your body copy.  It’s often the last line, but not always.  A better headline may be lurking elsewhere.  Maybe in that list of 500 headlines you write for every assignment.  Maybe somewhere else. Find it.  Use it.

12.  Don’t give your AD, GD, WD your responsibilities.  Headline copy breaks are your decision, not theirs.  What they think looks better graphically/fits the layout better may kill a great headline, change its meaning, render it incomprehensible.  Paragraph breaks, sub/crosshead placement, bold leads, etc. fall under the same category.  Your job, no one else’s.

13.  Put it down.  Take a walk.  Go to lunch.  Sleep on it.  If you’re on a tight deadline, do something – anything – to get a thought/awareness break.  Get it out of your mind – even for just a few minutes.  Actively think about something else. 

The Incubation phase of the Creative Process (Define the Problem, Get more Input than you’ll ever need, Incubate, Illuminate, Validate) doesn’t just happen in Concept.  It happens in writing/editing too.  Use it – your next go-round will be on a fresher reading piece.

I’ve found meditation a great way to create very short mini-incubation periods.  As meditators/self-hypnosis mavens know, you can tell yourself how long to be “out.”  Just before you slip into the Now, tell yourself how long you want to stay there.  All you need is five minutes.  Twenty if you have them.  No matter how long/short, when you come you'll feel like you’ve been away for days.

14.  Don’t ever settle.  Work it until it’s perfect.  That includes making sure every technical/beneficial point of every product is 100% correct.  Nothing kills a great piece faster than incorrect – or inadequate – information.

     Go over it again after it’s been laid out and put together with the graphics.  You’ll
      probably find a few things you missed in all those earlier edits.  See #8.

15.  Make all the changes you can before the client meeting.  Clients aren’t idiots, but
 neither are they trained Copywriters.  They get hung-up on stuff like incorrect product info, words they’ve never seen in ads before, typos, fragments, etc.  If you’re smart, you’ll recognize no matter what anyone else tells you, your Client is part of your creative process.  Keep them invested in the outcome.  Make them participate, not sit in judgment.

I’ve seen too much great work killed because the client came in on it cold, got stuck on a single point/word and rejected the entire idea.  Ditto the graphics.  Treat clients with respect.  Involve them early (even if it’s just input, follow-up calls, asking new questions that come up in concept/copy and/or confirming/clarifying confusions).  If they understand where you come from – and where you’re headed, they may still kill that word you love, make you revise a product error – but they’re less likely to send you back to Square One.  After all, you’ve made it their work, too.

16.  About those client ordered revisions.  Sometimes a client will know there’s a  problem, but won’t know how to tell you exactly what it is.  In a nice way, keep asking until you’re at the heart of it.  Try editing with them in the meeting.  They may not really hate that line you love – it may just have incorrect info, be in the wrong place, confuse rather than inform.  Respect their instincts, but stay confident.  Don’t say this, but if they could do it themselves, they wouldn’t be paying you/your agency to do it for them.  Help them.  Clients are less likely to reject the entire piece when you everyone understands what the problem really is.

17.  Remember the Four Pushes.  Push the Strategy/Kamikaze Key Fact.   Push the Concept.  Push the Headline.  Push the Copy.  Then add a Fifth:  Push the AD so your copy can do what it's supposed to do.

18.  Challenge everything.  Your input.  Your strategy.  Your Concept, Creative, Copy.  Challenge your AD, your Client, your AE.  Most of all, Challenge Yourself.  Brass tacks, you’re the only one who can.



©2012, Doreen Dvorin/Kamikaze Creative

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